Fate of the mascots.

What happened to the mascots of an important sporting event that took place in Vancouver during the month of February?
Sumi, the orca, went  to New Foundland for a holiday to spend some of its well deserved, hard earned money only to be blunderoged by a hunter that took him for a seal. Shame!
Quatchi, the sasquatch ended up in the Downtown Eastside shooting heroin after a date gone bad. He now lives in the streets and sleeps under a bridge close to Crab park. Pity!
The bear with wings developed a great ego proper of the stars, he was tasered to death at the YVR when he came back from a tour after an altercation with policemen who didn’t believe the furry creature was a legal resident of Canada. They claimed he was a terrorist threat. Outrageous!
The marmot died in a logging incident. His file says he died of natural causes. Regretful!
VANOC still laughs at the fact that they made so much money for THEMSELVES while Campbell slashes programs for the poor. Sad!

After the Olympics Harper ran out of diversions to hide his agenda, so he tried to change the lyrics of the national anthem. Oh Canada!
Oh but wait! I forgot VANOC and Harper are not mascots.